Well, it's 2008, and nothing cool has happened. I know it's unfair for me to make these types of demands, but we're in the internet age and damnit, things should happen quickly. I threw a New Years party at my house at the beach; I mean it was alright. Broken glass, questionable behavior and a 2 hour drive the next morning. Besides that, nothing too out of control. I just wish I was excited about 2008, but honestly, it's the same fucking thing. I'll go to work, tell some jokes, eat, sleep and probably go on a few dates. I'm not trying to sound depressed, but I'd like something to jump out and kick me in the balls. Accidental Karate Lessons would be cool, or taking my car off a ramp during my lunchtime jaunts. These are cool things, unexpected things but cool nontheless.
I just don't want to see anymore awkward girls. I'm already awkward enough, and I don't usually call in favors to the guy upstairs, but please, just a few normal people this year. Stability could be the new black this season. Did I just type that? Fuck, I need a drink...or a diaper.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
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